Why This Johannesburg Woman Swiped Off Tinder For Good
- A Johannesburg woman humorously revealed why she decided to leave Tinder, one of the most popular dating apps.
- She joked that Tinder in Johannesburg feels like a hotspot for "phara vibes," where people end up getting robbed by their dates instead of finding love.
- The internet community couldn’t stop laughing, with many chiming in to share their own wild Tinder experiences.

In a relatable and laugh-out-loud moment, a woman from Johannesburg took to TikTok to share why she decided to delete Tinder from her life. If you’ve ever felt like swiping through dating apps is more of a chore than a joyride, you’re not alone. This woman has some choice words about why she’s done with the app, and it’s a story worth hearing.
In her viral TikTok video, the user @squmzinto explains that Tinder in Johannesburg isn’t just about romance—it’s a wild ride filled with unexpected twists. She hilariously points out that people are being robbed by their dates, making the app feel less like a platform for love and more like a place to exchange wallets and cell phones. With this in mind, she decided to throw in the towel and leave Tinder behind.
While it’s unclear whether she’s experienced Tinder in other provinces, her take on the Johannesburg scene paints a vivid picture. She jokes that the app gives off serious "phara vibes," where the thrill of meeting someone new often turns into an unexpected plot twist. Whether you’ve been on Tinder or not, her story is one that resonates with anyone who’s ever felt like online dating is more trouble than it’s worth.
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Why She Left Tinder in Johannesburg
Check out the hilarious TikTok video that’s got everyone talking:
Netizens React with Their Own Tinder Horror Stories
The video quickly racked up over 3,000 likes, sparking a wave of comments from people who’ve had their own share of Tinder nightmares. It turns out, this woman’s story isn’t unique—many others have faced similar situations or even worse. Here’s what some users had to say:
@Olebogeng Koetsi shared her thoughts:
"Tinder in Jozi is like being in the wild with wild animals...survival for the fittest. You’ve got to be prepared for anything!"
@Ntobotana🌼 could relate:
"My Tinder match was showing me so much drama, I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s like every swipe is a gamble!"
@gwazani chimed in:
"Tinder is filled with men who are only interested in one thing—money. It’s exhausting!"
@Ojay Mosaic added:
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"Askies 😅 just skip Tinder altogether. Stick to the old-fashioned way of meeting people. Sure, it might take longer, but at least you’ll avoid the trauma that comes with online dating."
@Thuto Mabine shared a cautionary tale:
"Not my story, but I know someone who dated a guy for weeks only to have his girlfriend show up at her graduation to confront her. Drama city, anyone?"
@your.laziest.wife summed it up perfectly:
"The T in Tinder must stand for Trauma. 💀💀💀"
When Tinder Goes Wrong: A Catfishing Story
Of course, catfishing is another common issue that plagues the world of online dating. In a separate story, Briefly News reported on a woman who fell victim to a Tinder catfish. The Facebook page Mzansi Memes shared a hilarious clip of her experience, where her date tried to explain why he didn’t look anything like his profile picture. His excuse? Apparently, taking pictures in Africa magically makes you look like a 10 out of 10. If you’ve ever been on a date with someone who looks nothing like their photos, you know how this story goes.
Online dating can be fun, but it’s also filled with its fair share of surprises. Whether you’re dealing with phara vibes, catfishing, or just plain bad luck, one thing’s for sure—Tinder keeps us entertained and always gives us something to talk about.


